Francuska vanila

I don't get it. Here I am, the guy who knows more ranges than Euclid, and I'm stuck.

And it sucks. I mean, look, I usually subscribe to the water bug approach to life, you know?

I just skim over the surface, I don't get my feet wet, and I don't stink.

But now, now I feel naked, exposed, like a goddamn snake between skins.

And all because of a piece of ass. Make that asses, plural.